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Dear Congressman,

As you prepare to leave Washington and go back to everyday life, it appears on the West Coast that the world's most eligible geriatric, Hugh Hefner, has decided to take another shot at the roller coaster known as holy matrimony, as the gossip press is reporting that he has dropped on one artificial knee and proposed to number one girlfriend, Crystal Harris.

Now, since she is 60 years his younger, one would wonder whether they have anything in common, since he probably has dentures older than she is. But, as with any other couple that are further apart in age than the starting and ending characters in a James Michener novel, there are still things they they share that cement their bond.

He was born in April.
She was born in April.

She born in the year of the the Fire Tiger.
He born in the year of the the Fire Tiger.

She likes gin and tonic.
He used to wear hair tonic.

She grew up in the Great Recession.
He grew up in the Great Depression.

He got rich off Marilyn Monroe.
She got stoned to Marilyn Manson.

She was born during the Reagan administration.
He was bored during the Reagan administration.

She was excited to meet Eddie Murphy.
He was excited to meet Audie Murphy.

She was 10 years old when the internet went public.
He was 10 years old when the television went public.

Her parents dated in the early 80's.
He dated in his early 80's.

He was born the same year as British TV personality Ted Moult.
She was born the same year that British TV personality Ted Moult died.

and if that isn't proof enough:

He loves young women in their early twenties.
She is a young woman in her early twenties.

Makes sense to me...