Sunday, January 2, 2011

This is so long...

Dear Congressman,

On Wednesday of this week, the 112th session of the United States Congress will convene and all the new members of congress will be sworn in.

Unfortunately, one of them, Steve Chabot, is your replacement.

So I must bid you adieu with this final blog entry, number 37, and move on to the next iteration of my blog, www.boringblogforchabot.blogspot.com.

I will commit to leave this blog dormant, just in case in 2 years time the US public again wants to "throw the bums out" and you get another chance at representing our district.

In an ironic turn, my former congressman (when I lived in Fairfield, OH) is John Boehner, who was the muse for my last blog (www.boringblogforboehner.blogspot.com), will be sworn in as the 61st Speaker of the House. I guess this is the US version of the Ukrainian "Orange Revolution", complete with an orange-tinted politician.

So, for our own entertainment, lets recap the events of the last six months since I moved into your district:

To the tune of Billy Joel's "We didn't start the fire"

You didn't get elected
So it's time to change this blog's perspective
You didn't get elected
Let's review the year and be reflective....

(July 2010)
Pakistan has a flood
Contador a cycling stud
Oil contained
Spies Exchanged
Spain wins the cup

(August 2010)
Elena Kagan joins the court
US home sales come up short
Stevens dies
Blagojevich lies
Russia stops grain exports

(September 2010)
Unemployment at 9.6
Obama says no to rich
Tony Curtis
Sarah Shourd
poverty rate for crying out loud!

You didn't get elected
So it's time to change this blog's perspective
You didn't get elected
Let's review the year and be reflective

(October 2010)
Chilean miners see the light
Suspicious packages caught in flight
protests in France
Situation's last dance
Mexico drug war reach new heights

(November 2010)
Fed workers get pay freeze
Cambodia had a bad stampede
Leslie Nielsen
Jill Clayburgh
Rangel shamed for misdeeds

(December 2010)
US repeals "don't ask don't tell"
Music's Captain Beefheart fell
Just don't take it personal
As we say to you farewell
This whole planet has gone to hell!!!!

You didn't get elected
So it's time to change this blog's perspective
You didn't get elected
Let's review the year and be reflective....